Friday, June 15, 2012

Almost There

Feet are up and ice cream is in the freezer. We have three weeks left until my due date and are excited, but it is pretty nerve-wracking too.

For instance, I have a few thoughts.
  • When will my water will break and where, or even if? 
  • Is it a gush of water or is it just a little trickle? 
  • What does a contraction feel like? 
  • Is it like that feeling you get when you eat Taco Bell and it wants to explode out of your body? 
  • Is the baby going to be big and will his head make my privates look like a bomb went off?
  • Will TK faint at the first sight of blood and amniotic fluid?
  • Will I poop on the table during labor? 
Ugh, do you see how crazy a pregnant woman's mind goes? This baby needs to get out ... sooner than later.